My good friend Kim always teases that I lead such a “glamorous life.” 🙂 In her honor, I bring you this post of “Glamorous Life Tips” – enjoy!
Tip # 68 – I learned this from Kim actually – well, and then through trial by fire. Don’t ever, ever get dressed for work too early. Something gross WILL get on your beautiful, clean clothing. Mine? Puke. A lot of puke.
Tip # 578 – I addressed this in a Facebook status earlier this week: Before plopping down on the couch with your favorite book (Currently: The Pioneer Woman – Black Heels to Tractor Wheels), do check the couch for unfinished bananas. They are slimy. They are squishy. They are the devil to get off of your pants!
Tip #21 – Unless you want the bag lady look, rinsing the conditioner out of your hair is a good idea. Also trial by fire.
Tip #43 – Ballpoint pen ink comes off of the Bumbo seat quite nicely with warm water and dish soap.
Tip #8 – Learn to nod and smile when a friend’s child gets into your vehicle and declares, “It smells funny in here!”
Tip # 132 – Mountains of laundry do sort of become part of the decor after a while.
Tip #77 – On the day you finally clean out your purse, someone will ask if you have any crayons and then look super surprised that you don’t. Because you usually do – among other things like a lint roller, dental floss, a shoestring. . . .
My best tip for the day – if you’re not laughing about it, you might be crying. So lighten up! 🙂