That’s What I Said . . .

March 27, 2008

And Away We Go!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Crystal @ 8:21 pm
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Just in case you didn’t know - we’re moving, again.  No, we’re not nomads, although I sure feel like one these days. 

For a refresh, we quickly moved from Nashville back to our home state of Oklahoma in December.  Jason was offered a fantastic job opportunity with a great company, so he took it, and thankfully I was able to stay on working from home as a writer for Who’s Who Magazine.   We had to find a place, and fast!  We hastily agreed to what seemed like a nice place owned by what seemed  like a nice landlord.  While neither of the latter turned out to be true, we were blessed to be let out of the lease and are moving on.  

So we move into the new place which really is nice and really is owned by nice people starting tonight.  Jonah has the pleasure of being juggled around to various friends and family members for the next 3 days while we move in.  He doesn’t seem too concerned.  He’ll get to play with other kids and get spoiled by his Grandma Bev.

So on to the whiny portion of this post - I hate moving!  ugh!  I’m tired already just looking at the massive volume of crap that we have.  I really really wish I was Mary Poppins right now.  I’d snap my fingers and our belongings would happily dance their way into the appropriate boxes (and stack themselves too!) all to a catchy tune!  Wouldn’t that be grand?! 

Sigh.  Guess I better get to work.  I’ve procrastinated long enough.  I’m off to pack!  The next time I write will be from our new home!   

March 25, 2008

Changing Hos into Housewives…

Filed under: The Abundant Life — Crystal @ 2:53 pm
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I’ve heard it said that “You can’t change a ho into a housewife” - I beg to differ.  In fact, that’s just what God did in Joshua .  Meet Rahab the Harlot.  While I don’t know many harlots personally, I like this one.  She has spunk, she is gutsy, she believes. 

The deal is that Joshua sends two spies into Jericho to check things out.  Keep in mind that an Israelite in Jericho would stick out like a sore thumb, and the rumor was around town that the Israelites were going to attack.  Rahab not only lets the spies lodge at her place, she hides them too (Joshua 2:1-7)

After giving the king of Jericho a fascinating account of how the spies went “That Way!” she goes to the roof where’s she has hidden to two men to have a chat.  Basically she says, “I know what’s up - God is going to give Jericho to you and everyone here is really freaked out.  We’ve heard stories of what God did with the Red Sea and all and what’s happened to others who God handed over to you.  When we heard about that, we knew we were done for -”the Lord Your God, he is God in heaven above and in earth beneath.”
 

Rahab believed.  Then she goes further to say “Please, promise me that since I have risked my hide to save you guys and showed you kindness that you would show us the same and save me and my family.” (Joshua :8-13)

And they did, with one condition - that Rahab would keep quiet, hang a scarlet thread from her window and keep her family indoors until the dust had cleared.  I imagine she thought, “Really? That’s it?!  No problem!”

In the end, Rahab walks away alive with her whole family while behind her Jericho burns.  Can you imagine?  The huge wall that once guarded the city flat as a pancake and everyone you knew outside of your family - gone.  And Rahab is no longer a harlot, that life is gone along with the rest of Jericho.  She has a whole new life in front of her, a second chance, a new faith and some new friends.  But God didn’t stop there.  (Joshua 6)

Joshua 6:25 “However, Rahab the harlot and her father’s household and all she had, Joshue spared; and she has lived in the midst of Israel to this day . . . “  It gets even better - flip on through to Matthew chapter 1 vs 15 and we see that not only did Rahab live with the Israelites, she married one!  Rahab and Salmon were married and became the proud parents of Boaz who eventually married none other than Ruth (another gentile woman of great faith!) who became the proud parents of Obed the father of Jesses, father to King David and well, you know the rest of the story - that lineage ended up with none other than Jesus Christ - the son of God, Immanuel. 

Wow.  God even goes so far as to include Rahab in the famous Faith “Hall of Fame” in Hebrews 11:31 - “By faith Rahab the harlot did not perish along with those who were disobedient, after she had welcomed the spies in[20][Lit with ] peace.”

That’s what’s so amazing about grace.  Rahab, a harlot who most likely grew up worshipping false gods and having only heard far-off stories of an Invisible one, chose to believe and acted in faith to do what she knew God wanted.  Sounds familiar right?  Well, with the exception of the harlot part. 

I just re-read this story last week as I studied heroes of the faith for the Believing God (Beth Moore) study that I’m going through with some gals from church.  I feel incredibly energeized and thankful that God can turn hos into housewives, and hopelessness into joy, deadness to life, and in my own case - a lonely, depressed and confused teenager into a woman of faith with more blessings that I could count on 50 hands. 

Check out Believing God by Beth Moore and Unashamed by Francine Rivers
 

 

 


March 17, 2008

Ode to Publix

Filed under: A Penny for my thoughts — Crystal @ 9:36 pm
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Publix    Where Shopping is a Pleasure® indeed

Whose aisles are aesthetically pleasing

Where the deli asks, what would you like to sample today?

Oh house of a thousand types of cheeses . . . I pine for thee!

 

Employee smiles of sincerity

practically begging to find that one crazy ingredient for my Rachael Ray recipe

Your penny items and buy-one-get-one-frees

Your free kiddie cookies

 

Oh Publix, whose store brand items I happily bought

I promise to forget you not.

 

March 14, 2008

That’s Hot.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Crystal @ 1:14 am

While slowly driving up and down the aisles of the Wal-Mart parking lot while waiting for Jason to deposit our check in the Bank (which is inside the said Wal-Mart) I observed the following:

1) A teenage couple making out on the tail of a car.  Really?  Here?  Sure it looks all Jackie and Diane I guess, but not at Wal-Mart.  At Wal-Mart is looks all Britney and K-Fed.

2) A very short man strapping a very large case of Heineken to his very small Vespa.  The song “Smooth Operator” popped into my head; I giggled. 

3) The D.A.R.E. booth set up right outside the doors.  I actually won an art contest for D.A.R.E in the fifth grade.  I got a month of art classes in downtown Austin.  I remember our D.A.R.E. officer’s name was Roach. We thought it was funny because she was named after a bug, but as adult a drug office with that last name is funny for other reasons.

4) Big butts.  A lot of them.  Okay I have a large-er derriere, but these were BIG butts.  What is it about Wal-Mart that draws the big-butt population?

5) Seagulls in the parking lot.  I saw this in the parking lot of the old Wal-Mart on Old Hickory Boulevard too (south Nashville - it’s closed now).  How are there seagulls so far from, well, the sea?!  I know seagulls are scavengers, and I guess they heard how trashy the Wal-Mart was, so they came all this way to partake of the goods.  Ambitious!

March 13, 2008

Now, was that so hard?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Crystal @ 3:12 am

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Yes, yet it was.  Who knew that a blog title would be so difficult to create?  I wanted something different, something without the word ‘blog’ in it.  I even Googled ‘blog titles’.  I know, I am SUCH a nerd!  The nerdiness seems to worsen the older I get.  Or maybe I’m just more comfortable in my nerdy shell.  Hey world, I am a nerd! I Google everything.  I research dentists. I read big, big books - and I like it.  I do crosswords, and I’m under 30.  This is nothing new people, I am a nerd.  Sigh.  I feel better now.

So I came up with a title I can live with.  It reminds me of Michael Scott - my inspiration!

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